Sunday, August 30, 2009


Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

Saturday, August 29, 2009





Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Friday, April 3, 2009

It happened again!

Never thought i will update this blog again. 3rd of April is a good day. Me, louis, bao and louis's housemate went to Genting. Although we lost some money in casino but we had fun. On the way back from Genting to KL ( 5am), SHIT HAPPENED!! After 5 minutes of driving ( wasn't me who drove the car), the engine of the car suddenly stopped and the steering wheel was locked. DAMN IT, and the brakes doesn't work as well. As u can imagine, something terrible happened. Our car lost control can crashed down to the brae. We all thought that we are going to die at that moment. The car stopped after we bumped a tree. My first thought was Thank God NO ONE INJURED. We spent 1 hour chit-chatting down the hill before someone came to rescue us.

Here are some pictures...

Did you see the car down there?? thats our car.

Poor Tree. RIP...


Alfa Romeo is a tough car.

Drive safety. Fasten ur seat belt ( front and back ), trust me it's important!

Saturday, March 8, 2008


yes, i'm cooking.

Vegi by me, pork by Ang, soup and egg by Siaoyi

Friday, February 29, 2008

Don't u think SHE is hot??

Beautiful girl..

You're way too beautiful girl~
That's why it'll never work.
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal~
When you say it's over.
Damn all these beautiful girls~
They only wanna do your dirt.
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal~
When they say it's over~

look at the guy at the back... lol..

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Mahjong again (louis vs Ang vs ms)

They just wont learn from history




Tuesday, February 26, 2008

My hand injured

Fustal?! I'll never be keeper anymore.

Yong SanJing = dangerous futsal player... oOo

Some old pictures

What are they doing??


Mahjong (Ang vs Louis vs Me)

Don't play mahjong with me!

My Money (before)


Ang's money left in the small bucket. (he regreted now)