Jokes

Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"




Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

我到底怎么了？
我到底为了什么？
我到底该怎么做？
我到底该不该告诉你？
我为什么会这样？
我为什么要跟你见面？
我为什么要跟你说清楚我在想什么？
我为什么还在等待？
我想的太多了吗？
我做得太过分了吗？
我吃的太饱吗？
我睡的太多了吗？

或许我是一厢情愿。
或许我不因该遇见你。
或许我不应该告诉你我的想法。
或许我应该把你忘了。
或许我真的应该放弃了。
或许我应该把精神寄托在工作上。
或许我已经累了。

可是，
我不想你误会我。
我不想错失你。
我不想有遗憾。
我不想让你失望。





我会先好好睡一觉，明天再想该怎们做。

Someone please save me.

What's wrong with me?